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The noise of a turd emitted by the anal cavity of any fat person hitting the toilet water, creating splashback.
I can hear Laura splapping from here!

Laura does enjoy a good splap.

SPLAP ON YOUR FACE.

I have splapped everywhere.

Laura splaps three times a day.

Laura smells a bit splappy.
by Splap-master Splap February 1, 2009
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