splap 

The sound a penis makes when it slaps someone on the forehead.

Grifter splapped Blackrose when he was in Texas, while she was DJing.

splap by Candi Apple March 30, 2009

splap 

verb.-to take a dump in the woods

I just splapped by the highway.

splap by Buffme Like Itshot May 13, 2005

Splap 

The noise of a turd emitted by the anal cavity of any fat person hitting the toilet water, creating splashback.

I can hear Laura splapping from here!

Laura does enjoy a good splap.

SPLAP ON YOUR FACE.

I have splapped everywhere.

Laura splaps three times a day.

Laura smells a bit splappy.

Splap by Splap-master Splap February 1, 2009

Splap 

The act of ejaculating into a hand and then slapping someone across the face with it.

I splapped the bitch across the face.

Splap by THe NoMaD May 2, 2015

splap 

A confection comprised of chocolate, caramel and biscuit, characterised by its 'big lump' shape.

Holy crap guys, I'm hungry for some splap.

splap by Man-Hank April 26, 2008

Splap 

Splap meaning “Shit” in other words, is the wetter version of poop that ends up splatting all over the bowl. Usually smelling worse.

I just took a big fat Splap, it went everywhere this time.

Splap by peepeeee January 6, 2023

Moe Slap!

A hard slap of the hand to someone's head or face, like Moe from the 3 Stooges would deliver.

"Man, when Stan gets here I'm gonna Moe Slap! the hell outa him!!!"

Moe Slap! by unstable bob January 4, 2008