Shondave

Someone who has a 4 for a grade

Ayo, Shondave got a 4 for math class, what the hell...

by Latrellio April 11, 2022

Sondre

if your name is sondre you have prob heard "shut the fuck up SoNReEE" too many times. but girls love him anyway. Sondre is the manliest man of all men and is a giga chad no cap fr fr! Sondre is the superior name of all names and anyone who says otherwise is wrong!

random girl: omg shut the FuCK uP sOnDReeeeeEEE!

sondre: fuck you

girl: omg he talked to mee!! I love him so much

by guy12039123123 April 19, 2023

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You can tell me you are actually reading this rn

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by Randomguycok May 15, 2023

Sondico

The drippiest clothing brand on the planet

Person 1: “Holy shit! Alfie’s wearing Sondico!”
Person 2: ”Wow so drippy”

by Oscar2drippy July 21, 2023

The Sondheim

A blowjob technique in which a woman completely prepares her man for fellatio, removes all clothes, arouses him, and then pulls away and begins singing ironic songs instead of completing the act.

I thought she was going to be dirty, but instead she just performed The Sondheim on me and sung Phantom of the Opera.

by Vaginal Hubris November 11, 2013

The Shondrae

A very black object, being, tool, creature, etc. Bears a close skin color resemblance to: Bonobo Monkey, obsidian, Kenyan Black Panther, Blackberries, Black Fruit Fly, Black Sun, Blackout Air Force 1s, West African Ass Cheeks, Dark Matter, basically anything that is ultra-black. Anywhere between 5'2 and 5'11 feet tall. Very nice creatures. Eyesight problems. Somehow able to attract almost any girl's attention. Somewhat athletic. Very intelligent creatures. Typically quick-witted and good with comedy.

{Quinn}: Bro, do you see that thing over there that's creating the darkness?

{Kenny}: Naw man, I can't see it. Its too motherfuckin black. It looks like 4:00 in the morning.

{Quinn}: Oh no. I hope it isn't what I think it is.

{Kenny}: It IS 😨😨😨.

{ Quinn and Kenny at the same time}: ITS *THE SHONDRAE*!!! 😰😱😭
^ Shondrae in this case is the dark creature walking towards the men!

by JameyCringkle December 12, 2016

Dirty Sonded

Losing a piece of work equipment and getting fired then when you get home your partner punishes you by forcing a strap on dildo into your back passage.

I've not seen Joe Bloggs since he got dirty sonded.

by Sonder August 2, 2017