SOFTIE

SOFTIE = MY BBB ALI

That's it, that's the definition, Ali is a SOFTIE.

by Mmmikasaxxx May 31, 2020

Softserve

What bro hasn't had a drunken sexual encounter, where no matter how said bro tries, they're too fucked up to make shit work. That is softserve.- A more acceptable, and encompassing synonym for whiskey dick.

Bro 1: Dude, I heard you hooked up with that girl from the party, how was it?
Bro 2: Shitty man, after I shotgunned that 4loko, I couldn't get my mind right. She was hot, and I wanted to get hard, but it was total softserve.

by chris7ian December 2, 2010

Miss Softie

a chick so ugly just thinking about her will turn your hard cock into a softy.

That Joan Rivers is a Miss Softie

by sarcomax January 21, 2003

softie

A person who cannot take pain, struggle, or hard work. A softie needs everything to be comfortable and will complain if it is not

He doesn't ever come to lifting in the morning, he's just a big softie

by Erok856 November 21, 2011

killing me softly

Human Immune Deficiency Virus (HIV) (AIDS)

You heard about Jake, they said he has that "Killing me softly".

by Deon November 20, 2002

Softies

A game played by two men, in which each principle removes his pants and, standing face to face with his opponent, swings his limp penis against the other's. The first person to become erect loses and is then subjected to an assault and homophobic slurs.

Keith and James played a game of Softies. Now Keith has a black eye, and evidently he's a fag.

by CamShaft January 19, 2014

Softliner

A person who works at Target in the clothing (Softlines) department and at the Fitting Room. Nickname for a Clothing Team Member.

I went to Target and one of those Softliners helped me put an outfit together to wear on my date.

by Tom Slagmore March 14, 2018