Definitions by CamShaft

Crock of Shame

Leaving someone's house the morning after while carrying a slow cooker full of yesterday's chili.

We had a wonderful night after the Super Bowl and he did the Crock of Shame in the morning

Crock of Shame by CamShaft February 13, 2023

Softies 

A game played by two men, in which each principle removes his pants and, standing face to face with his opponent, swings his limp penis against the other's. The first person to become erect loses and is then subjected to an assault and homophobic slurs.

Keith and James played a game of Softies. Now Keith has a black eye, and evidently he's a fag.

Softies by CamShaft January 19, 2014