Sober Munchies 

2. Experiencing a random extreme hunger, while being completely sober. Usually occurs in the middle of the night.

*all-nighter of homeworks*
-Ah mannnn, Got me a case of the sober munchies brb
-k
-ummm numnumnummm.

Sober Munchies by RockstarYoshi March 4, 2013

sober sneak 

"quietly moving around places you aren't supposed to be with someone you aren't supposed to be with while in a state in which u are not under the influence of any intoxicating substance"

I quit drinking but still want to have fun, let's sober sneak later while your husband is at work.

sober sneak by Dblazeny January 5, 2017

Sober as a brick

When you are totally, 100% without a doubt sober.

"Hey, you good?"
"Yep, sober as a brick"

Sober as a brick by Tallb0i August 15, 2019

Sober-drinker 

An individual with an extremely high tolerance for alcohol consumption

Johnson is such a sober-drinker, he never seems to get drunk no matter how much he has to drink.

Sober-drinker by j.k.o_b January 24, 2020

sober as a stone

you’re stone cold sober

steve harvey : yo man are you on something?
bill gates: i’m as sober as a stone bro!

sober as a stone by stoneluver January 19, 2021

Sober is Dope

Sober is Dope was created by POP Buchanan who owns the Trademark. Sober is Dope is a phrase that celebrates the beauty of living a Sober life. Sober is Dope is also a celebrated Podcast and Clothing Line.

Why did you quit alcohol Susan?

It made feel crazy and messed up my mental health. Plus, Sober is Dope. I feel better and am healthier.

Sober is Dope by Soberisdope March 30, 2021

sober as a knob job 

The state of being completely free from the influence of alcohol or drugs mysteriously accompanied by a lack of desire to become intoxicated. Someone who is sober as a knob job would have no desire to drink or party and would probably go to bed at 10pm on a Saturday night.

Could also be referred to as "disgustingly sober" or "being a total fairy".

Tom: What the fuck was wrong with you last night? You wouldn't even have a beer.
Dave: I know man, for some reason I was sober as a knob job.

sober as a knob job by Bryan R January 5, 2009