smidget

An excessively small quantity; based on an amalgam of "smidgen" and "midget."

I'm quite full after dinner, but I'd still like a smidget of streussel.

by C.S. Lucas October 3, 2012

skodge

A small or little bit. Similar to smidge or smidgeon.

Could you turn the volumn up a skodge?

by Richard Hundhausen November 30, 2004

Smudge

Smudge (ad•jec•tive)

Meaning sloppy, gross or skank.

Boy: she's hot.
Girl: no she's not, shes a smudge!

by Hoemerica September 29, 2014

Smudge

A derogatory slur referring to left-handed people that references their tendency to smudge their writing as well as their impact on society.

"Susan's smudge elbow keeps on knocking into mine while we eat!"
"Jimmy's getting a third stack of french toast? He's such a smudge."
"Quit being a smudge and learn how to use some normal scissors!"

by swingfox September 1, 2013

Smidgeon

Smidgeon: noun.
Often confused with the coloquial term for a 'small amount'.
Is indeed a very small pidgeon native to the streets of every town/city/dump site.

James: Do you know what the name of a baby pidgeon is?
Rich: No... a Chick?
James: Ah ha ha ha, no... it's a Smidgeon!
Rich: OH, ha ha ha ha ha ha.

by ornithologist June 20, 2008

Smudger

A turd that once layed requires almost a whole roll of toilet paper to clean up after.

"When you go to the shops get some more TP, ive just done a smudger and used the last roll".

by Top Logger July 23, 2009

Smidget

A midget or short person who is a smudge on society. This person uses the,"O! Wo Is Me." factor to get others to pity them, or, they are just thieves who can get into small openings and crawl spaces.

That smidget doesn't have to work as long as his two gay dads buy him everything he wants.

by OCDx333 July 28, 2010