Sleepy Old Bear

Getting head while playing Call of Duty (only counts if the game is call of duty)

Dude i was playin video games and my girl came over....she gave me a sleepy old bear. and my ratio shot through the roof.

by dilly g January 13, 2009

Sleepy Batman

When a man ejaculates on a sleeping person's closed eyes, causing a thick crust over the eyes which can be difficult for the sleeping person to remove upon awakening.

Well she wouldn't blow me for our anniversary so I figured I'd deploy the sleepy batman during her REM cycle.

by Nasty Marloins March 17, 2011

Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster)

Sleepy-time wankster
Adjective/ˈslēpē/tīm/wanksta

A person that attempts to appear or behave ''Gangster'', by dressing in inappropriately over-sized clothing (or sleepwear) that resembles the bedclothes of children (sometimes achieved through the use of matching sets).

"Hey yo Eli! You seen dat "Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster)" over there buyin' chicken and honey-nut cheerios?! High-ass fool need to buy a fuckin' belt!"

"What a cute lil' sleepy-time wanksta wankster! Awww. He looks so comfortable! Like, he could just curl up into a ball and fall asleep on the DMV floor!"

"The only thing that looks uncomfortable on that sleepy-time wankster is his hat. Did he starch that fucking thing, or did he buy it this morning??"

by Señor Nutz August 22, 2011

Magicians Sleeve

when a vagina is used so much that it sags and stretches beyond use.

My wife's vagin hangs like magicians sleeve. Very Nice!!:)

by themagician June 24, 2007

Short-sleeved magician

a person who does something that you see coming.

Dan: "I was talking to Jeff and he told me he was deciding whether or not to move in with his girlfriend."

Craig: "Well, we all know Jeff has commitment issues. But just for fun... what did he decide?"

Dan: "What do you think? He decided not to."

Craig: "Oh Dan. He's such a short-sleeved magician."

by Lopez, Brook July 7, 2010

The Sleepy Finger

The act of pleasuring a women with very sleepy fingers, after the man has come to fruition and is no longer interested and would rather go to sleep.

Yeah...I was finished but she still hadn't had an orgasm so I had to give her The Sleepy Finger.

by ticklebear August 31, 2011

Sleezy

Sosmula's adlib

Zillaman: this crack is weak, right sosmula?
Sosmula: something is missing in it (Sleezy) (Boom boom)
Zillaman: u good dawg?
Sosmula:(No-no) (Mula) (Splash, splash) (Fuck outta here) (Work)

by Sosmula's socks November 7, 2021