Sleep

What your stupid ass needs right now

Go to sleep stupid fuck it’s 3am

by Don’t ask mf April 16, 2021

Sleep

This is what lesser beings without the internet do.

I don't need sleep; I've got twenty more episodes to watch!

by Alpacamazing July 10, 2014

sleep

what comes after a good wank

I've spent only 18 hours watching porn and masturbating myself to death :( it's time to sleep.

by SexyTimeAgain69 April 18, 2017

Sleep

For the weak

Guy 1: "Dude I got to go to sleep!"
Guy 2: "Dude sleep is for the WEAK!"
Guy 1: "Oh shit dude you right!"

by Itsahumaniam November 9, 2019

Sleep

Sleep is the cousin of death.

Always sleep with one eye open cause sleep is the cousin of death.

by bluelaser187 April 25, 2016

Sleep

something my friends tell me to do and i dont

Me: im tired
Friend: SLEEP
Me: ok

*watches youtube*

by ROBLOX!! April 12, 2022

Sleep

Like death, but without the commitment.

make sure to sleep kids

by i'm fine, i promise July 5, 2017