Kettering Five

Da infamous group of shady-mechanic goons who conspired to make hand-crank-start engines obsolete.

True story: da "Kettering" and "Keating" characters were both named "Charles"; said similarity is what gave me da idea for da "Kettering Five". So da five cohorts under Kettering's self-starter regime might have been:
Alan Crankston (Google da real names yourself --- I ain't got time to 'splain all da puns to ya :P)
Dennis DeConvenience
John Generator
John McChine
Donald W. Regulator

by QuacksO March 13, 2026

Skettings

When you turn up at the motive and you want to know how many ladies are in attendance as well as if they’re worth engaging in coitus with.

Wugwarn my g, what’s the skettings at the shoobz?

by Prometheus47 July 18, 2025

Skettings

When you want to know how many promiscuous woman are at an event

Bro: ‘yo come to this motive’
Me: ‘what’s the skettings’
Bro: ‘there’s a bag of them here roll through’
Me: ‘say less’

by Prometheus47 December 13, 2025

Epoch shattering

Revolutionary or ground-breaking, turning the world on its arse and forcing paradigms to be shifted in response.

Bacon salt is epoch shattering, the world may never be the same.

by DaivRawks September 9, 2011

Compton scattering

What a white guy in an Enyce or Fubu outfit that doesn't do anything but listen to Ice Cube and Ice T records all day would do if he was really in Compton, every time, any time.

I've just been laying here bleeding out like a lamb since the Compton scattering incident, scared to get up again. They just got so mean since we fell out, they're bad seeds and they've been scaring me lately. They got me looking over both shoulders.

by Solid Mantis May 8, 2021

Dick Shattering

The act of freezing your cock with liquor nitrogen and shattering it into tiny pieces.

damn shawty i would love for u to perform dick shattering with me later *winks*

by Boppa Boys August 30, 2021

OSD (Online Stuttering Disorder)

Online Stuttering Disorder, or OSD for short is a disorder found in most users who use Discord. People with this disorder tend to stutter in their sentences, for e.g "I-" "wh-" "-" "you-".

Most people with OSD are in a Discord server called Regulate

You have OSD (Online Stuttering Disorder) stupid ass nigga

by NaslsLike May 24, 2021