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Laundry Shooting

Placing a drunk girl in an elevator and pressing the lobby button to get rid of her instead of taking her home.
Dude 1: Did Richard take Kelly home?
Dude 2: Nah, he fucking laundry shooted her.

Dude 1: This bitch is getting super sloppy, what should I do?
Dude 2: Try laundry shooting her dude.
by AlyB December 2, 2019
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Shootin' the jam

The act, often done by a small child, of vomiting repeatedly with an aimed projectile finesse.
After sampling the week old turkey from the counter, Indiana was shootin' the jam.
by Johnny Lashwhip January 13, 2011
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Schooting

Simply a shorter version of saying school shooting, not an inside joke.
Guy 1.
Did you hear about the florida schooting?
Guy 2.

What?
by HippityHoppityKosovoIsSerbia February 20, 2018
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Shooshin

Word for someone you consider your best friend and they are often very cute, loyal and special boofies.
Jey is my shooshin, I love him very much.
by idolschool July 13, 2018
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Jell-O shotting

When your partner tries to give you a blow job but you can’t get hard.
I gave Fernando a blow job but he couldn’t get hard so, I ended up jell-O shotting him.
by Hogo duh pogo August 22, 2019
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Drive by shooting

When a man shoots his load on an unsuspecting bystander and then nonchalantly moves on.
Mark: what's that stuff on this guys' back?

Nick: I think he's the victim of a drive by shooting.
by Noronha March 6, 2016
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