shinking

to think in the shower

verb: shinking
adverb: shinked
noun: shink
adjective: shinker

I was feeling the water dribble down my back as I was shinking wondering what clothes felt like opposed to what we felt like in them

by red hair babe September 12, 2017

ham shanking

To have anal sex with an overweight woman.

My friend and I got so drunk, we decided to go ham shanking.

by JD0001 August 20, 2008

shrinking penis

shrinkage of ones member until it shrivels up to nothing

Chris has a shrinking penis from all the raunchy sex he had.

by the lovely neighbor September 19, 2004

shining bright

an extreme orgasam in wich the woman squirts and catches the light in just a maner that it shines you in the face

girl: hey last night derek made me shining bright

by hi2488 May 1, 2015

shminkie

a substitute for a curse word meaning poo.

Oh Shminkie! I left my P.E. cloths at home!

by Jhon Jacob Jinglehimershmits September 15, 2008

shrinking

Shrinking is when you're high, stoning and listening to music, usually reggea.

"dude I was shrinking last night, good weed man"
"this weed will make you shrink man"

by big munk al 420 April 12, 2014

Shmizzing

Pretending to cum in your pants to get out of trouble from doing a bad deed

"Hey WTF man!? Why didnt you tell me you were going out with my ex girlfriend?"

"Oh man im sorry i just cummed in my pants for no sexual reason looks like i cant get my ass beaten by you"

(mumbles) "I dont need to put up with his Shmizzing

by thatoneguywhocheckedyouout ha August 3, 2010