shitcouched

When one becomes so intoxicated that they fall unconscious on a couch and defecates.

Man, Sean was so shitcouched last night, I won't be taking any chances by sitting on his sofa.

by a who in whoville October 19, 2011

sitcomize

The verbalization of the word "sitcom". The turning of a clever comedic routine into a sitcom.

When a comedian, such as John Malaney, has such a good routine about everyday events, he is just calling out to the networks to sitcomize him.

by sar_hil August 13, 2014

sitcoma

A state of being hooked on a particular tv show and being unable to get out of bed until all episodes are watched

Sorry I didn't come out last night, I've been in a sitcoma all week

by Павел August 16, 2014

sitcom hair

Having the hair of a popular 90's sitcom star

Wow, that guy looks like he should be in "my two dad's" with that sitcom hair

by marktween May 10, 2015

Shitvomit

When it's all brown and you aren't sure which end it came from.

I came home to find the cat had shitvomited all over the floor

by Eloquent Rex June 18, 2016

Shitcock

Noun. A term for the top person in a male homosexual relationship. This term comes from the amount of feces left on the penis.

Dude, when I got done with Harris last night, I was such a shitcock.

by Casimirhusky August 28, 2017

Shitvomit changing room

Man, jo just went to the shitvomit changing room. Hes back now. In a new outfit.

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Jo looks a lot better. After shitvomit changing room, he came out looking refreshing

by #wusmod July 28, 2019