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flight of shame

An extension of the 'walk of shame' were a previously ravished women is quick awoken and whisked off to the airport to catch a flight while still wearing the guys shirt or the slutty outfit from the night before.
Jim - Sorry I was late for work this morning. I was up late banging this chick and we slept through the alarm. I quickly dropped her off at the airport this morning still wearing my shirt and smelling like sex.

Boss - Nice, she totally did the flight of shame!
by nivekd August 16, 2010
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Morning Scroll of Shame

The scroll through your text messages and photos the morning after a drunken night. This is where you can remember what happened throughout the night by viewing your drunken selfies and drunk text messages, most likely to an ex boyfriend/girlfriend.
You better check your morning scroll of shame to figure out what happened last night.
by TokenWhiteGirl November 9, 2014
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bag of shame

1-When one is traveling on a tour bus and expirences the need to deficate, they must line the inside of the toilet with a plastic as to not disrupt the unevolved plummbing system that exists on a tour bus.

2-When your water gets turned off and you have to line the toilet with a plastic bag. Then you dispose of them via some alternate process other htan flushing.
-Oh No man... I have to take out his bag of shame

-Hey guys, look what came out of my butt...
Get that bag of shame out of here.
by Karzabot March 8, 2005
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crab walk of shame

The position a male assumes after beating off, and ejaculating on his abdomen. He must lean backward to prevent any seminal fluid from being spilt, while walking towards the tissues.
Man, my mom busted in on me while I was doing the crab walk of shame. It was a real mess.
by Taylor The Tool September 25, 2006
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Walk of Shame

The walk every man must take when he eventually misses a shot at a trash can and needs to pick it up and drop it in. The Walk can be even worse if he alerts his buddies of his intentions, and worse still if the ball of garbage is consisted of many other pieces of trash, which burst mid-flight and which he must pick up.
John was ballin' all day on the basket ball court, but one missed paper ball threw him into the walk of shame.
by Nossor April 25, 2008
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summer of shame

A summer break between school semesters in which one doesnt get laid. A summer lacking pussy.
Damn dude, this is truly a summer of shame.
by BIG E of B-40 July 14, 2006
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Sit of shame

The moment when the light turns red, you are stuck in the middle of the intersection, and everyone coming in the other direction is forced to stop and stare at you blocking their way.
"C'mon, c'mon, move, move. Dammit, they got the green light. Now I guess I have to do the sit of shame. Maybe I should turn and mouth the word 'sorry' to them."
by NoMaAutr May 10, 2013
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