selfie

The taking of a picture of yourself and posting it on Facebook because you have extremely low self-esteem and you need people to comment to tell you how hot or pretty you look. In reality you just look desperate for attention. And no matter how attractive you might be, you still look pathetic. See also duck face/kissy face makes you look retarded.

My attractive friend takes a lot of selfies and won't hang out with people hotter than her.

by haterofdesperation October 1, 2013

Look what the selfie dragged in!

When you post a bomb af selfie and you start getting texts from all the ghosts of boyfriends past.

Rebecca: "OH MY GOD GURL YOUR MOST RECENT INSTA POST WAS A-MAZING!"

Brittney: "Thanks girl! Josh, Sam AND Kyle all slid into my dm's straight after I posted it..."

Rebecca: "Well well! Look what the selfie dragged in!"

by setfiremysoul September 4, 2018

selfie position

It starts with a normal selfie, with one arm in view, holding your phone in front of you. You then bend at the hips so you chest is parallel to the ground, thus your non-existent boobs are hanging. Is usually accompanied by pushing your butt out to look like you have an ass. And to top it off, take the hand you are not using, and cover your mouth, while making your eyes big like you are about to be kidnapped. Finish with a stupid caption about your smile, and done, you just did the selfie position.

Usually done by young whores who think they are the shit because they have had 15+ boyfriends in two years.

Girl #1 - Oh my fucking god, Susan keeps doing that stupid pose and complaining about her goddamn smile! And people keep liking that shit!
Girl #2 - Dude, its the selfie position. Chest down, butt out, hand on mouth!

by laxer3131 December 5, 2013

selfietitis

a new, emerging infectious, psychosocial disease in which the person inherently takes pictures of himself in front of the mirror or in public places that the person continuously takes several or hundred shots of selfies for several hours until he finds a suitable shot for himself to post or display in a social media network. Spectators tend to imitate the similar poses and actions causing infectious behavior.

Ben cannot believe he already finished his meal last night, and his girlfriend hasn't finished taking selfie pictures of herself..She must have been suffering from selfietitis!

by superjupiter March 10, 2014

morning selfie

when someone posts a selfie to any social media in the morning, but puts on makeup and takes a shower before doing so. they then take the selfie and say whatever hipster crap they use. idiots actually believe that they just woke up so they fap to it.

stupid girl on social media: just woke up no kidding!!!! #beautiful #fabulous #nexttopmodel
socially awkward teen: woah ur so pretty! #fap2it
smart person: bet you got a shower and put on makeup before doing that "morning selfie" you #stupidbitch

by 40percentchicken January 27, 2015

Selfie Wednesday

An excuse to take more selfies on Wednesday- usually 'celebrated' on twitter or Instagram.

X just took 54 more selfies on Instagram to celebrate 'selfie Wednesday'.

by NaomiUkirichu June 12, 2013

selfie withdrawal

(n.)
similar to a withdrawal from an addiction such as smoking or alcoholism, selfie withdrawals occur when a young girl has not taken a picture of herself for an extended period of time.

Either from lack of attention on social media sites or simply the insatiable need to take a selfie, she will likely begin showing symptoms with the phrase: "Wow, I haven't taken a selfie in awhile."

"She used to post pictures all the time, what happened?"
"I bet she's going through selfie withdrawals."

by belletaria May 10, 2014