schwosted

to be completely plastered after a night of hard partying.

her friend was extremely schwosted at that party last night.

by suzaneck August 7, 2007

schwafted

Derived from a combination of the words schwagg and shafted, schwafted is another word for when something bad happens to one, or when one becomes intoxicated

a)dude I just got schwafted by that test
b)This weekend I went 12-0 in ruit and got completely schwafted

by Schwiggy McSchwag February 5, 2009

Shwasted

Being as wasted as Patrick Swayze is cool

Guy #1- Dude you were so shwasted at that party!

Guy #2- Yeah bro, I was all, "No one puts Baby in the corner!"

by playmeganplay November 7, 2010

schmasted

it is where you and your friends get so wasted together,
you know that you are so wasted, you try to go and say that you're 'wasted' but it comes out as 'schmasted'

gabby- yeah girl, you don't look so hot.

alana- I'M SCHMASTED!!8&@$%

by therealgabby July 21, 2011

Schwashed

The act of being extremely drunk

Bro I got so schwashed last night.

by Schwasher May 11, 2015

Shwasted

When you're so wasted the rooms spinning and you call everybody in the room nigglets but youre alone

I was so shwasted last night I killed a prostitute or two . mom:nobody cares about hookers I would know

by Akalordprettycampos May 18, 2016

Shwasted

Word to describe when you’re beyond wasted.

I was shwasted last night.

by Akmartin October 4, 2020