schmeal

anything you want it to be, can be good or bad, (though usually bad). this word derrives from lauren and hogg!! schmear can also be used

can be used when shouting at people from the geography windows at school, or any window for that matter. e.g. "schmeal"

by laurenzo bennitti January 2, 2005

shmeat

fake meat ; vegetable protean made to taste like meat. short for "shit for meat". also, shicken, sham, etc

we are having shmeat for dinner.

by doctor-dark May 16, 2014

schmeet

used when talking about masturbating. beat, choke, flog or use as a bludgeon.

"what are you doing tonight?"
possible responses
"I don't know, I am probably just going to schmeet off and go to bed"
"schmeet my dick"
"schmeet it"

by Cheeve April 29, 2009

shmeat loaf

when a guy has a small penis which is all crusty,scabby and rotting

hannah:i almost fucked callum last nite

dylan: why didn't you

hannah: hes got a fucking shmeat loaf

dylan:ewwww

by jordads February 22, 2008

Schmeatwich

A footlong sub made of almost every meat and cheese found at Subway.

The Schmeatwich does not contain tuna. That would be gross.

by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022

Schmeatloaf

Schmeat - Meaning a chode or short stubby penis
Loaf - Meaning a loaf

Schmeatloaf - A loaf of chode

Jace: Hey homie whats ur dick like bro
Drew: Ngl man i got a bit of a schmeatloaf goin on

by Schmeatmeiser September 24, 2022

Schmeak

A tiny penis no bigger than a Vienna sausage

Ex. "Look, he got the schmeak!"

by Jon Buttfuck October 17, 2015