schmeet

used when talking about masturbating. beat, choke, flog or use as a bludgeon.

"what are you doing tonight?"
possible responses
"I don't know, I am probably just going to schmeet off and go to bed"
"schmeet my dick"
"schmeet it"

by Cheeve April 29, 2009

schmeet

Another word for Quincy

"Did you know schmeet has a girlfriend." or "Hi my name is schmeet Scott"

by mots2001 December 31, 2016

schmeeting

A low-key gathering of people brought together to smoke marijuana.

Yo. My grandma is still awake, so we are schmeeting in the garage. Bring the fatty that you just rolled.

by TronBee October 26, 2017

Schmeet

Noah Ousley bum

Noah Ousley bum has a schmeet

by Arrianfatb*tch August 19, 2019

Schmeet

A word used to describe how sweet, cool, hot, and amazing an event, object, or a person is.

-pronounced shh-meat
-can also be used in a sarcastic way

Your friend says "Hey let's go sky diving Saturday."
And you reply "Dude that sounds schmeet! Let's go!"

Can also be said by itself like "Schmeet!!"

by Medora Pep January 17, 2009

schmear schmeet

The definition of schmear shmeet is to have no personal emotinal touch and to be robotic or computorised

After no sleep and pulling a double shift, i'll be like a real schmear schmeet on my date tonight

by allykeefic and ash February 02, 2006

Schmeet

An extra long penis

"Ryan has got some serious schmeet"

by schmeetyourmeat69 December 20, 2020