schmakespeare

the act of talking in a way similar to shakespeare/1600s english

'i can schmakespeare if i need to. like:

"those fries are unequivocally fuckin bussin"

or

"not for lack of rain, for mine eyes do provide that modest luxury"

by Green retro panda April 18, 2023

Schmeter

A really fucking long penis.

"Ay, my boy Tyrone has a schmeter."

by 3vilWithin May 14, 2024

Giga Schmete

Being a schmete of a person; speaks for itself

Lucas is such a giga schmete

by John wick 78540007 August 23, 2025

xxx_sex_schmaster_69_xxx

the great cool

xxx_sex_schmaster_69_xxx is my wife and my husband.

by r⠀ May 1, 2022