rectum rat

a rat which is smaller than its relatives of which resides in the crevice known as your ass. has the tendency to nibble on your sphincter muscle causing the person to uncontrollably shit their pants.

you should really call the pest controll about that rectum rat

by stephenconey121 October 20, 2010

rectumonious

Someone who is a sanctimonious asshole. Usually a politician.

Example 1

Voter 1 - Wow listen to that holier-than-thou candidate talk about finding religion, even though he cheated on his first 2 wives.

Voter 2 - Yep, he is rectumonious.

Example 2

Candidates who preach "do as I say, not as I do" are rectumonious.

by Yankees Girl May 25, 2012

rectum nazi

Destroyer of the ass

Yeah, she be calling me rectum naziafter I'm done hitting it from behind

by Yeahhh.sam December 6, 2016

rectosource

to make up "facts" by pulling them out of your own ass

That lying dick Sean Spicer totally rectosources literally everything he says about terrorism.

by klausfiend February 9, 2017

rectumsempra

a magical spell when you tickle the asshole a little bit

I used the spell rectumsempra

by eugenesaunders December 10, 2020

rectum radio

A word used by Cr1tikal in his video "fart porn is art" meaning asshole or anus

"come on god damn it I'm ready, play me a song on that rectum radio",

by anonymous December 16, 2020

Texas Rectum Ranger

Another word for a United States border patrolman who is stationed along the US-Mexico border in southern Texas. The word references the common occurrence of wetbacks, or Mexicans, smuggling drugs into the United States by hiding them deep inside their rectum.

Last night I was driving down the highway less than a mile away from the US-Mexico border where I witnessed a Texas Rectum Ranger chasing down a presumed dirty drugged up wetback.

by Mkolesar25 August 26, 2013