Ruptured rectum

a rectum(anus) that has been penitrated causing seepige of body fluids (mostly blood) through the anus

His ass was disgusting, he had a ruptured rectum!

by Sam December 8, 2004

Oral Rectumy

A surgical procedure to cut the line running from a persons rectum to thier mouth to keep them from talking shit.

Guy1: Man, I got some BJ and P from Julie last night, blasted on her face, then I bolted like a skeet skeet bandit.
Guy2: Her mom is right behind you; you need an oral rectumy.

by Bill Hawko August 20, 2010

rectum rag

Toilet paper for the poor.

Dagnamit, use both sides of the rectum rag, ya idjit.

by Kool Kolino January 2, 2005

Rectum Mc Foreskin

having anal sex

hey babe, do you wanna meet Rectum Mc Foreskin?

by Rectum Mc Foreskin. April 25, 2009

Rectumthumb

That is an act of placing one's thumb up their rectum for long periods of time, while being on a cell phone when work should otherwise get done.

When is that Roch Weezle Menard going to stop with his rectumthumb ways. Come on "Roch" put the cell phone down and let's get to work.

by LeCorky August 17, 2010

rectum-reation

To sit on the toilet for an extended period of time while at work, not actually pooping, but rather, playing games on your phone

Joe: "So I should have been working on that TPS report for the last hour, but I couldn't get away from the crapper."
Bill: "Bowel troubles?"
Joe: "Nah, I was there for my own rectum-reation."

by Ecunadian March 29, 2015

rectum expulsion

When you have a severe case of diarrhea, possibly from an all night drinking binge. What you do is pull your pants down and sneak up on an unsuspecting victim. Awake or asleep it doesen't matter. Aim your bare ass at them and squeeze your poop hole as tight as you can. At the same time push out with all your might and spray the unsuspecting victim with waterlike diarrhea. This is a Rectal Expulsion. Make sure you are ready to run, for when the victim realizes what has happened they will most likely try to kick your ass.

I gave my roomate a rectal expulsion this morning after i threw up.

by grizzt69 March 28, 2003