optic rectum

when your optic nerve is connected to your rectum nerve it gives you a shitty outlook on life

damn im having a optic rectum day

by purinsimple December 6, 2006

Rectum Invasion

When something is inserted into the asshole of a living being against their own will.

I gave my chick a Rectum Invasion

by Andy July 18, 2004

rectum ripper

A huge penis that tears the other persons ass causing them to bleed.

That guys penis was sooooo huge that that rectum ripper tore me in two. I couldn't walk right for a week!

by willie989 January 18, 2010

Rectum Rodeo

Insult to a gay who like riding arse
colon cowboy

Rahali likes it Rectum Rodeo Style

by Online Mafia August 6, 2003

Rectum Dragon

A way of describing an uncomfortable and fiery sensation of the rectum.

I did anal with the girl I met at the bars this past weekend and totally left her with a rectum dragon.

by Cunt Wizard December 10, 2014

rectum grease

When anally penetrating another man with anal cancer and "cream-pie" him then pulling out with your penis covered in both you and him.

"The rectum grease dripped off my long wiener after I penetrated him."

by Plastic_boi November 15, 2017

pullus rectum

When you answer a question and your answer seems like you pulled the answer out of your ass.

I did not know the answer to I just pulled something out of my ass and practiced Pullus Rectum

by MrMontana June 27, 2016