1. when the vagina releases a small burst of air.
2. when someone is being a complete and utter douche.
2. when someone is being a complete and utter douche.
by c-dub January 24, 2005

by Tony April 16, 2005

by James Bourne September 5, 2003

by marcus March 26, 2005

a queef is defined as either a pussy fart or vaginal expression of gaseous toxins. Although there tends to be no odor or harmful side effects. It has be known to lengthen the orifi of the vagina to appear glossy, large and gapened (also known as roast beef curtains or loosy goosy).
After Sydney Torkleson queefed, her vagina appeared rosy and plump like a freshly picked tomato from the rustic garden of an Italian immigrant in Queens.
by POON-NA-NEE August 24, 2005

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