pamptastic

Inebriated in celebration of a team, usually sports related (As popularized in the mid-atlantic).

His lithargic apperance on Monday made it evident that he had been pamptastic the preceding weekend.

by sds2424 January 11, 2010

Pamperslam

A pamperslam is when you fool, or surprise someone sexually in a negitive way.

Guy 1: Dude last night while sarah was sleeping I put baby powder on my dick and slaped her in the face.

Guy 2: DUDE!!!! Fucking pamperslam!!

Girl 1: So you know that guy that cheated on my sister?

Girl 2: Yeah.

Girl 1: Well i invited him to my house last night and made him think i was going to fuck him, but instead i tied him to the bed while he was naked and took a shit on his face...then took pictures.

Girl 2: Gross, but a very nice pamperslam.

by Jesus1214 February 21, 2011

pamplenard

a hugely saggy vagina flap(s) that often float around and blow in the wind. common in old women and sex changed men it can be a serious health hazard as it is easy to trip over.

Jeez Mrs. Cooper's pamplenard is hanging out! :O

by Shadowmancer13 April 8, 2011

PAMP

Acronym for "Party As Much as Possible".

Used in a sentence: "I just want to PAMP tonight." or "I PAMP."

by RosE September 3, 2014

Pamphlet kid

The type of child whose actions need to be explained to strangers by bringing awareness to his or her condition. Said condition can only be described through one medium: a pamphlet.

Today some pamphlet kid tipped over my cart at the grocery store and called me a cunt. His mother promptly handed me the appropriate literature without apology.

by Big-Pink June 10, 2016

Phamph

Someone, unrelated to you, who seems like family to you, or many people, that can be counted on to make you feel more comfortable. Generally at the Phamph's own expense.

"Jim's such a great phamph that it seems like he's related to everyone!"

by Phamph July 17, 2018

Pamphlet

Person 1: Hey

Person 2: Hey
Person 1: Could you please pass me the pamphlet
Person 2: You mean brochure?
Person 1: No I mean pamphlet
Person 2: IT’S CALLED A FRICKING BROCHURE

It’s brochure not pamphlet so get it right

by Haimynamesquan June 29, 2019