Puteershimts

Any general reaction to anything that happens in a daily basis. There is no limit with this one, folks.

::alarm clock goes off:: AAWWW PUTEERSHMITS!

::won tickets to the local zoo:: AWWWWWWWW PUTEERSHMITS!

::found a good deal on a tobleron at the supermarket:: OOOHHHHH PUTEERSHMITS!

::Spandau Ballet suddenly comes on the radio:: AAAAAAWWW PUTEERSHMITS!

by Bill+Pot=High March 1, 2005

Keeley purser

A gorgeous blonde, blue eyed girl who everybody loves and she can take ur man if she wants to she’s also a mega one direction Stan ‼️
She is fabulous and the most funniest person ever (even funnier than Russel Howard).
She is also very successful so u should add her on Tiktok - keeleygrace.xox

Person 1 :Oh shit it’s Keeley purser

Person 2 : yeah she’s gorgeous and funnier than Russel Howard

by Keeley purser June 30, 2020

putter

weapon of choice by Hinckle

Mr. Hinckle will kill you with his putter in tornado mode.

by mike March 27, 2003

Puterbaugh

When an individual is emphatic about Feta cheese and considers themselves an expert.

Yeah I had no Idea Ben was such a Puterbaugh- He started freaking out at the restaurant.

Yea Andrew constantly has Feta on hand... what a Puterbaugh

by lilBspoon June 6, 2011

putterlik

A putterlik is one who licks putters. Licking putters is crucial to the survival of this beautiful creature. Once one starts licking, there is no stopping a putterlik, unless you cut off it's head. Do not approach a putterlik from behind, unless gone unnoticed, for putterliks are vicious creatures with cat-like reflexes, and will rip your head off in one swipe. Putterliks are known to be highly venemous creatures, and there is no known anti- venom available. So don't fuck with a putterlik, or you will die.

"Did you see that putterlik licking joel's putter last night? I wouldn't want to fuck with that putterlik!"

by holly hellcat October 25, 2011

Putter Monkies

A well behaved and cute animal, often associated with cats.

Putter (Put-ter) Monkies

He is my putter monkies.

I do not know what I would do without my putter monkies.

Look at these putter monkies.

(Singular and Plural usage the same)

ant: unloveable, ugly, crude

misspelling: puter monkies, putter monkey

mispronunciation: not said like the golf club

by putter_monkies May 9, 2013

Putterfuck

An outrageously slow or oblivious person on the highway; typically referring to another driver who does not agree with the speaker's style of driving

1. Grandson: Grandpa, why's that man over there driving so slow?

Grandpa: Well Jimmy, that's what we call a putterfuck.

2. God damn putterfuck! Get out of the fast lane!

by Sxeted September 7, 2013