Procrasturbating

Wanting to jerk off/masturbate, but continuously putting it off

"Oh man my dick really hurts"

"Why don't you just jerk off? That always makes my dick stop hurting."

"Yea I've meant to but I've really been procrasturbating lately

by Scrub Nation February 22, 2011

Procrasterbating

When you're supposed to be doing school work etc. and you have a wank instead.

Person one: "Dude why didn't you finish your assignment?"
Person two: "Sorry I strated it then began procrasterbating"

by xMEGADAVEx June 12, 2011

Procrastibating

Pretty much killing two birds with one stone...

I enjoy procrastibating because that way, I can fuck my hot teacher in TWO different ways!

by Some girl in a college class February 6, 2013

procrastibating

When you should be working, but you masturbate instead.

Sick of procrastinating? Try procrastibating!

by CJ Moose January 14, 2016

Procrastibating

When you masturbate to put off doing work.

"Did you finish the packet?"
"No, I was procrastibating and fell asleep."

by Vape Daddy April 25, 2017

Procrastibating

When you procrastinate on cumming Whilst masturbating buy not trying to finish off

I was procrastibating but i only lasted 5 minutes

by 696969696969yomum November 20, 2018

Procrastadating

When you make plans to go on a date with someone and one or both parties keep putting it off to a later time.

Hey how is that John guy you have been talking to?

Oh I haven't met him yet we've been procrastadating.

by Eon ma I January 9, 2021