Panning

The act of being extremely clingy, even to the point of latching onto your significant other's arm. Usually found in women.

Yeah, I slept with her last night and now she's totally panning me!
She hasn't left you alone for a minute.

by Laser Cat April 15, 2010

pragnicious

The feeling you get when you're at a party and all you want to do is start a fight with someone. Typically accompanied by being being drunk.

"I'm feeling mad pragnicious tonight; I hope that kid I hate shows up."

"I hope somebody just looks at me funny tonight because I'm feeling pragnicious as shit."

by James E S February 21, 2008

chronic planning herpes

A degenerate and infectious disease. The moment other people try to plan something with an afflicted person, he will flare up, and become fully incapacitated. This can manifest itself in a number of ways:

lack of response: the infected will not respond to calls, text messages, emails, and may even actively avoid the friend trying to plan something with him in public.

evading commitment: the infected will respond to requests of hanging out with vague answers such as "idk lol" or "hmmmm", effectively ruining the other's ability to plan.

false commitment: the infected will agree on a plan, then anywhere from a few days to mere hours before the agreed upon time he'll be all like "yo so sorry broseph but apparently i are had mad plans today so i cant cum lololol meow" and bail on the plan like an asshole.

no i tried asking him but his chronic planning herpes kicked in. we wont be seeing him anytime soon.

by _ice_pick June 13, 2011

natural family planning

Anal sex of the horny Catholic variety.

"Hey babe, you down for some natural family planning tonight? You definitely won't get pregnant."

by Krissy Johnson September 22, 2005

Peter Panning

When a guy wants to send a seductive dick pic but is embarrassed by his small junk he sends a picture of the shadow of his dick so as to leave it's size up to the recipient's imagination.

Ethan: Bro, I'm so peter panning Mary right now.

Mary: OMG Ethan just peter panned me!
Susie: I wonder how big it really is...

by eskeetz January 17, 2013

panning for gold

editing for Urban Dictionary

UD Editor: Reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm reject, reject reject, reject, reject. HEY THERE'S ONE -- PUBLISH! Reject, reject, reject, reject...

Other Person: What are you doing?

UD Editor: Panning for gold.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 20, 2007

Gold Panning

Trying to get to know a guy on a deeper level by sifting through his bullshit.

I've been gold panning this whole time, only to find out that this guy is a total dud.

by queenofpixels May 18, 2016