Polda con piume

A person who likes wood and dress like a woman. He knows how to fly.

Paad: Duccio quello te lo vuole buttare in culo ed è pure una polda con piume

by Leviathan480 December 9, 2022

jorge posada

a man who who goes both ways (switch hitter) but only catches when with another man.

That guy is a jorge posada.

by otto titslinger June 1, 2004

Poodanking

The act of pooping into the urethra of your penis, and then peeing out the poop as though it were a more viscous peepee. Poodanking is a solo act, involving the penis and pooper of a single poodanker.

Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.

I'll never poodank again!

Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

ponda

A place in Northern New York small towns where kids go and party. Usually in the woods or a dirt road.

Hey Tim u going to ponda tonight?
Fuck yea im ganna get trashed!

by whatevery December 27, 2007

poodaphile

someone who likes to have anal sex and push the shit further up the rectal cavtiy with his penis.

the dude is such a poodaphile he loves cramming shit.

by Porcelain Buddah September 19, 2008

Poosday

another name for the worst day of the week; Tuesday.

Oh crap, it's Poosday. All my math homework is due today. And my english paper. And I have three tests.

by F Diddy! October 27, 2010

Poodab

Quite literally a dab of human fecal matter. When a gullible pot head is offered a poodab, they simply agree to taking said poodab without questioning it's origin. A poodab is usually scraped fresh from the dry area of a toilet bowl (one should "gator tail" the turd to avoid moisture getting on the poo) with a flathead screwdriver. It is typically administered on an oil rig of mediocre quality. Some individuals may even be persuaded into eating the remaining poo that didn't burn, as it would have "decarbed" at this point and become edible. Eating Chipotle the night before harvesting a poodab produces the best results.

Guy A: "Dude I can't believe he actually smoked my shit..."
Guy B: "Yeah man that was unreal... Should we refer to it as a poodab or a dingle dab?"

by Skimp Lord July 19, 2019