Poon Duck

The tool used by a Gynecologist to spread open the womans vagina for inspection. Also used for trash talking someone.

Your such a f*cking poon duck. Dude you are being a total poon duck. You're not just a tool, you're a poon duck.

by Shubakkhurau August 17, 2010

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poon pal

Fuck Buddy. Cool way to say fuck buddy?

Rick: Dude, do you want a poon pal or someone who really like you?
Bob: Fuck that I want a Poon pal...

by IM ON A BOAT NOT!!!! July 13, 2011

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Poon Piper

One who pleases his girlfriend sexually, but never gets hand or blow jobs in return, also known as the lonely scuba.

Quinton: Have you gotten your nut with Sarah yet?
Nick: No, she won't return any of my favors if you catch my drift.
Quinton: Man, you're a little poon piper bitch.

by titansfreak12 October 11, 2012

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Poon Repellent

Poon repellent is someone who gets no birds. Normally his name is Owen Buckley. He is tall an lanky, wears quick silver glasses an even a hoody from pound land.

'Wanna talk to them birds'
'Nah we have poon repellent with us'

by Yamaaaaaaaa August 29, 2016

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poon glue

Jizz; cum

“I was getting head and I shot my poon glue in her eye and it is stuck shut.”

by Tkrog September 29, 2018

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mad poon

This is a term used by chav's when a lot of vagina is acquired, or when someone has had sexual relations, and is celebrating.

Fuckin' 'ell, 'r' derrick got sum mad poon las' noight from 'r' stace, she was all over 'im!

by Spookaschlong December 6, 2015

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A grouping of a variety of different types of women, gathered together in one single point along the space/time continuum.

The women in this grouping vary in terms of height, weight, age, skin tone, skin color, eye color, shape, bust, figure, ethnicity, etc.

An authentic Poon Platter contains a wide assortment of women possessing several different physical qualities.

Me: Check out that blonde chick, Spanish chick, black chick, tall chick, Indian chick and chick with the big rack.

Khilen: God Damn it! It's a God Damn Poon Platter!!!! (labia lips)

by CRA201 December 12, 2012

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