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Pansexual

No, it’s not when someone has sex with pans. It’s when a person doesn’t care about gender or sexuality, they love everyone, regardless of what they have down there.
Mom: wait...so you said you’re Pansexual, do you fuck pans?

David: uh...no mom, I fuck everyone.

Mom: oh.
by Thatonegirlyouwannafuck January 7, 2018
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Pansexual

Some pansexual: I wanna fuck a pan so bad

A normal person: Can you please fuck off
by AJ the kid January 20, 2019
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Pansexual

Someone who has a interest or sexual yearning for pans.
"Wow that pansexual sure loves that baking pan."
by Booty411 June 23, 2016
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pansexual

attracted to bread and/or kitchen pans
1. damn i love this loaf of bread i got right here. im sooo pan.

2. i know this may be a little weird, but i want you to meet my girlfriend. this is panny the frying pan. dont judge me, im pansexual. i love her
by frickfrackpattywhack December 28, 2015
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pansexuwhale

When you feel attraction to the same gender, the opposite gender, transgender people, gender fluid people, intersex people and whales.
"What's your sexuality?"
"I'm pansexuwhale!"
by KoolKidsKlub711 November 16, 2016
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PaSexual

Begin pansexual and asexual at the time time.
Did y'all hear about pasexual??
by Unknown Human 2.0 September 24, 2018
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Poleax Pansexual

A Poleax Pansexual is someone (specifically a Pansexual) who is against Pansexual erasure and exclusion and believes that Pansexual and Bisexual are different (because they are).

A Poleax pansexual also strives to change the harmful original definition (and flag) to be reformed and such.
Im a Poleax Pansexual and I honestly just came to say that exclusion is dumb.
by Nint3ndop3 September 22, 2020
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