Parked

Getting absolutely railed at any given time by Parker :’)

I had no I idea I was going to get parked before work, but I hoped it happens everyday for the rest of my life.

by Mellyjelly5116 September 27, 2022

Parked his Car in a Threatening Manner

Car parked legally outside a learning institution, Causing that learning institution to go into lockdown for the safety of students and staff. No need to call Police.

He "parked his car in a threatening manner". We need to lock down to protect the safety of Students and Staff.
Long live the Machine !

by Inbred from Goulburn June 22, 2023

Parked

Getting beat up

“Your getting parked b!tch”

by Getparkedcrew January 29, 2024

Paredon

Someone beautiful and friendly that has that last name, a person who you can rely on and tell your deepest secrets to. She has a great personality and has the looks without makeup and with makeup, she is effortlessly beautiful.

“Hey is that Paredon ?”
“YES!” SHES so pretty, I wish I could look like her.”

by okxyl November 20, 2023

Paredon

A SEXY lady that u can look at and EDGE to her, she’s pretty like that.

“Hey it that Paredon ?”
“YES!” Hold on lemme..”
- mumbling-“IM A LYON PIECE OF CHIKEN , IM A LYON PIECE OF CHICKEN.”

by okxyl November 20, 2023

Parked

(A situation) lacking in enjoyment, excitement, or stimuli for those invovled.

"This whole party is parked; we shouldn't have come."

by Ottaman Jones, Esq July 11, 2024

Parked

Boring like a parked car. There is nothing fun about a parked car, it just stays in one place doing nothing.

- Yo bro what you doing later tonight?
- Nothing much man, just staying at home
- Damn, thats so parked

by adu0123 July 24, 2024