Owned

the act of being totally paralised with shock and chronic wiggage.. when someone promotes a state of mental immobility by describing sometihng totally fucked up to you.

"man, did you see that fat stripper? he dirty flaps were hanging out...it owned me hardcore..."

"man that music owns me.."

"Dion totally owns me in his fucking purple stretch pants..i am going to kill that son of a bitch if he wears them again...."

by Chemical Mafia January 13, 2005

owned

When someone out does you totally, when someone does something fucking awesome.

Matt was just owned by that Jewish guy!

by Ace March 4, 2005

owned

What Jeremy says when he can't compete.

used in a conversation he is intellectually outclassed in:

"You've been owned because blah, blah, blah... my little pussy hurts. Can I go home now?"

by Mike Hunt August 24, 2004

owned

When one gets beat in a game or injured in real life. It is usually shouted to show victory against another player.

"HAHA!! THAT NOOB JUST GOT OWNED!!" or "I can totally own you at CS:S"

by Cri August 25, 2007

owned

to buzz sum1 off

A. hi, can i download from u
B. ok, but only if u ask nicely
A. lol, ok, please can i download from u?
B. Erm............NO!
C.Lmao, PWN3D!

by syozza January 26, 2004

owned

1) severly shamed
2) ass kicked

to be poom- owned, you're poom.

by faet March 23, 2003

owned

After getting obliterated by a troll in a previous thread, a poster on a message board tries to exact revenge by staying up all night looking for LMFAO material.

Wow, paistorico got owned by silky.

by silky_johnson April 9, 2006