Onslow is a term given to a middle class privately educated teenager who pretends to be part of the working class.
"Onslows" are often seen wearing nike trainers two sizes two big, coupled with labelled grey jogging bottoms (adidas, nike, kangol are common brands) and a visior, from which gelled hair can be seen. Onslows often bop for no apparent reason. They also but on fake Watford style accents, favorite terms "owite?" "rightman?" etc.
"Onslows" are often seen wearing nike trainers two sizes two big, coupled with labelled grey jogging bottoms (adidas, nike, kangol are common brands) and a visior, from which gelled hair can be seen. Onslows often bop for no apparent reason. They also but on fake Watford style accents, favorite terms "owite?" "rightman?" etc.
by danny baker February 22, 2005
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(1) Consensual, rapidly initiated unexpected sex with an unexpected woman at an unexpected time. Can be initiated by either party and must immediately follow introduction.
(2) The phenomena of sudden female attraction that is articulated through the physical act of consensual love, coitus, within the first 48 hours of a relationship.
(3) An unexpected, unpaid sexual encounter with a new, strange, partner.
(1) Consensual, rapidly initiated unexpected sex with an unexpected woman at an unexpected time. Can be initiated by either party and must immediately follow introduction.
(2) The phenomena of sudden female attraction that is articulated through the physical act of consensual love, coitus, within the first 48 hours of a relationship.
(3) An unexpected, unpaid sexual encounter with a new, strange, partner.
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DAVE: "So you didn't even know that girl? Never met?"
PRIMO: Ummm, YEAH. But I know her now!!!
DAVE: "DUDE! ROP ON!"
"Rebecca, just loosen up and go out and go for a ROP with the hottest guy you can find!"
"Rapid Onset Pussy has restored my faith in humanity and renewed my trust in God. Praise Jesus for ROP, for without Jesus I could not love her sweet tight ass!"
"That ROP from last night was one helluva a screamer."
"Rapid Onset Pussy loves it in the ass because all women love it in the ass. Just warm her up with a shocker then blow her fucking mind."
DAVE: "So you didn't even know that girl? Never met?"
PRIMO: Ummm, YEAH. But I know her now!!!
DAVE: "DUDE! ROP ON!"
"Rebecca, just loosen up and go out and go for a ROP with the hottest guy you can find!"
"Rapid Onset Pussy has restored my faith in humanity and renewed my trust in God. Praise Jesus for ROP, for without Jesus I could not love her sweet tight ass!"
"That ROP from last night was one helluva a screamer."
"Rapid Onset Pussy loves it in the ass because all women love it in the ass. Just warm her up with a shocker then blow her fucking mind."
by Primo Primo Primo October 30, 2006
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Get the onsetofeffect mug.In Disney theme parks it is any area to which guests have access. Cast members must be on their best behavior onstage and must display good show (certain standards set forth to them by the company).
Certain things not allowed onstage: eating, drinking, smoking, talking on the phone, talking about one's personal life, using guest restrooms, being unfriendly.
See also: backstage, cast member, guest, Fastpass, lead
Certain things not allowed onstage: eating, drinking, smoking, talking on the phone, talking about one's personal life, using guest restrooms, being unfriendly.
See also: backstage, cast member, guest, Fastpass, lead
by amg May 2, 2003
Get the onstage mug.a form of epilepsy that isn't all that bad but it makes you have short, kind of uncomfortable seizures that I really would prefer to not have.
It is also slange for what Emu's do on their days off. Little known fact right there.
It is also slange for what Emu's do on their days off. Little known fact right there.
Ex 1: Due to my Partial Onset Epilepsy, I have seizures sometimes and they make me feel quite ill (NOT the good kind of ill). On the plus side, I get to take anti-convulsent medication with many, many side effects. It is so great.
Ex. 2: I heard that when an Emu gets a day off it is refered to as Partial Onset Epilepsy. They could have picked a better nick-name. It is so not funny to make fun of neurological disorders. Emus are all terrible.
Ex. 2: I heard that when an Emu gets a day off it is refered to as Partial Onset Epilepsy. They could have picked a better nick-name. It is so not funny to make fun of neurological disorders. Emus are all terrible.
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Get the offski-onski mug."Hey man, so last night I did an Onside Kick with Denise...and dude you were right, we hooked up that same night"
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