A highly regarded, exclusive American Express Card issued by "invitation only" to current AmEx holders with high incomes and A+ credit. This card entitles its holders to VIP access, upgraded flights, event tickets, and special treatment at department stores and such. A $2500 fee is payed by each of its card holders annually. Also known as a "Centurion" card.
"I'm sorry Sir, tickets are sold out"
::man pulls out black card::
"I'm sorry Sir, how does front row and backstage access sound?"
"I'm under 21 with a Black Card" -Bow Wow
::man pulls out black card::
"I'm sorry Sir, how does front row and backstage access sound?"
"I'm under 21 with a Black Card" -Bow Wow
by BRP October 03, 2005
Insecurity card is an idiomatic phrase that refers to the act of bringing the issue of insecurity into a debate or argument. Women are notorious for accusing their husbands/boyfriends of being insecure for almost anything and everything (even if it's not true).
Bob: Hey Mike, I saw you leave your house last night. What happened?
Mike: I got into a fight with that biatch again. She pulled out the insecurity card like always.
Mike: I got into a fight with that biatch again. She pulled out the insecurity card like always.
by silentthread April 05, 2011
Used as a duragatory term. Meaning fat, stupid, ugly, greasy, hairy, lazy, awkward, squeaky, cock blocker, v-card swiper, ass hole, tip drill giver, dirty, messy, wretched, filty, poop dick, grimy, grubby, stinky, soiled, unclean, cesspool, foul, bitch, caveman fucker, pushover, pussy, snivvely, little bitch, weasel, sneaky, cum guzzler, disgusting, creeper, stalker, ALL IN ONE!!!!!
by MrHunterman12 May 29, 2008
by DaRealDealJoe=) April 05, 2010
The act of a woman shoving a man's head between her breasts and shaking them. Originates from an episode of Seinfeld in which Elaine sent out Christmas cards with out knowing her breast had fallen out of her shirt in the picture. George complains that he had never recieved one, and Elaine procedes to give him a Christmas card.
by anonymousluser September 10, 2005
Requirement to be accepted as a respectable member of the male community. Can and should be revoked by other respectable males for doing non-respectable-male things.
by ipossessthelunchpail December 13, 2004
When you try to do self-checkout, but then they say this item "needs assistance" and they come over and check your i.d. and you're just thinking "Are you kidding me? I just have a fucking cold/flu!"
In order to obtain the Nyquil to treat my flu symptoms, I had to go through the public humiliation of being Nyquil carded, which held up the line and made me feel like an idiot.
by rp1149a February 09, 2012