The one hour where the most people in your area are logged onto Myspace at once. Normally after the local highschools get out for the day. Myspace Rush-hour normally results in over spam of bulletins, constant begging of Picture comments, and over dramatized recollections of the days events.
Dude1 "Hey man, No one ever reads my bulletins on myspace."
Dude2 "Well Just post them during Myspace Rush-Hour"
Dude1 "Yea but then I have to worry about it getting lost in a sea of spam bulletins"
Dude2 "Well Just post them during Myspace Rush-Hour"
Dude1 "Yea but then I have to worry about it getting lost in a sea of spam bulletins"
by ZakkAttackk June 19, 2008
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"Have you checked your profilesnitch today?"
"Yeah Jessica Stark and Nicole Ghering both looked like 20 times each today."
"Jessica Stark has looked at my profile almost 400 times total since May."
"Myspace stalker(s)."
"Yeah Jessica Stark and Nicole Ghering both looked like 20 times each today."
"Jessica Stark has looked at my profile almost 400 times total since May."
"Myspace stalker(s)."
by famousviamyspacestalkers August 20, 2009
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Marren- I just can't take the drama on myspace. I think I'm going to delete my account.
Denzel- Shutup and stop being myspace suicidal.
Denzel- Shutup and stop being myspace suicidal.
by britto945 November 14, 2009
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1. Having a view of the arm coming towards the camera, showing that the person is taking the picture of themselves (expressing how bored or insecure they must be)
2. Looking emo or sad for no reason.. (the typical 'depressed face/black and white film/turning away from the camera/dark makeup/wearing hoodie/attempt at being artsy' sort of picture)
3. Cleavage (not random folks)
4. The picture is usually accompanied by some sort of caption that involves an attempt at being profound with a dramatic quote or sometimes involving lyrics to a song that the person may not even listen to but rather have it on there to make themselves look deep or intellectual
5. About 230983 of the same shot on their myspace page where the only difference is that the pictures are from slightly different angles
6. After the picture is posted, it is usually followed by
A) a (few) bulliten(s).. explaining their intense need for YOU to comment their new picture. Sometimes involving an 'image comment bribe' where the bulliten poster will bribe the reader of the bulliten with an image comment only and only if the reader of the bulliten comment's their own picture. (also known as an 'image comment exchange')
B) The bulliten may also trick the reader to open the bulliten by labeling the title of it with a name such as 'who i LIKE..' thus reeling the reader into opening the bulliten and instead of finding out that the bulliten poster LIKES a certain person, they find out that the bulliten poster actually has new pictures.. and they LIKE attention.
7. This bulliten, depending on how desperate it seems, will result in a few insincere image comments. This is where friends lie to friends on how good they look when in reality, the person does not look so amazing that 1,000 exclamation points following a compliment are necessary!
1. Having a view of the arm coming towards the camera, showing that the person is taking the picture of themselves (expressing how bored or insecure they must be)
2. Looking emo or sad for no reason.. (the typical 'depressed face/black and white film/turning away from the camera/dark makeup/wearing hoodie/attempt at being artsy' sort of picture)
3. Cleavage (not random folks)
4. The picture is usually accompanied by some sort of caption that involves an attempt at being profound with a dramatic quote or sometimes involving lyrics to a song that the person may not even listen to but rather have it on there to make themselves look deep or intellectual
5. About 230983 of the same shot on their myspace page where the only difference is that the pictures are from slightly different angles
6. After the picture is posted, it is usually followed by
A) a (few) bulliten(s).. explaining their intense need for YOU to comment their new picture. Sometimes involving an 'image comment bribe' where the bulliten poster will bribe the reader of the bulliten with an image comment only and only if the reader of the bulliten comment's their own picture. (also known as an 'image comment exchange')
B) The bulliten may also trick the reader to open the bulliten by labeling the title of it with a name such as 'who i LIKE..' thus reeling the reader into opening the bulliten and instead of finding out that the bulliten poster LIKES a certain person, they find out that the bulliten poster actually has new pictures.. and they LIKE attention.
7. This bulliten, depending on how desperate it seems, will result in a few insincere image comments. This is where friends lie to friends on how good they look when in reality, the person does not look so amazing that 1,000 exclamation points following a compliment are necessary!
by haleyy July 15, 2008
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Bored out of my mind at work, I decided to surf the personals on craigslist. I can't believe how bad some of the photos were that were posted. Might have been better for a few of them to omit the photo and leave it up to the imagination. One of the women I came across was just plain scary...She was myspace angle ugly, there was no way she'd get a good picture of herself.
by P-babble July 24, 2009
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