Munching the leather gorilla

Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.

John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.

by TaylorS999 March 4, 2012

Munching Buckets

A Canadian Term for eating a girl out. Can be associated with Carpet munching.

Oh man, bro. I went to Cancun for spring break and got to munching buckets all week!!!

by Faelxvii August 15, 2012

munching hermies

When you are so hungry you will start eating like crazy like hermies from futerama

Man he has the munching hermies
With that bag of chips

by Written words July 6, 2016

munching beavers

munching (V) :eating, consuming, devouring

beavers (n) : 1. the plural of beaver. a hairy animal (mammal) with a flat tail that lives by rivers. 2. a vagina/pussy.

"I've been munching beavers since I was 13!"

/I've been eating pussy since I was 13!/

by raunchyyyy September 20, 2018

munching wreath

When a group of girls get together for the holidays and lie in a circle and pleasure each other orally thus creating a wreath of munching

-To my surprise I came home on Christmas Eve to find my girlfriend and her friends performing the ancient art of the munching wreath

- Hey Ladies, who needs another glass of wine before it’s munching wreath time.

by Boomer el Sancho November 27, 2020

monchin

When shits smacking so much you can’t explain it usually happens when everybody is baked

I be monchin on that shit thug

by Cool beans mj January 8, 2021

Munching the crunchy

Licking the crusty parts of the pussy after missionary

Munching the crunchy sure is fun

by Jerrythepedofile June 17, 2021