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Des Moines

On the North and East side of town you have gangsters, bums, homeless etc. it's just a straight out dangerous place to live. When your walking the streets of the North or East-side you get paranoid that someone might shoot you, or that there might be a bum asking for money. Meanwhile on the West-Side (not to be confused with West Des Moines)it has some of the richest white people of the city but also most of the black population reside here. On the South-Side you have mostly white rich people and the majority of the population is of Italian descent. You can easily find a pizza parlor around every corner.
Des Moines East Sider: Waddup I'm from the east-side.
Des Moines South Sider: Oh SH!@#$T! (Runs Away)

Des Moines North Sider: YO! YO! YO! I'm from the north-side.
Des Moines West Sider: (Screams and gets his hi-tech cell phone out and calls the police)
by Joeseras June 5, 2007
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Moine

Moine is the french translation of the word Monk, often used as a name and rarely used to describe somebody.

when used to describe somebody; moine is often a reference to some trait that a monk would posses. (patience, silence, bald, ect.)
wow... that guy is awful moine.
by Moine July 9, 2009
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Moistening

The event of making someone wet as shit. Usually occurs when someone is speaking in an ASMR way to someone or making sexy remarks. You can tell when a moistening has occured because someone will have patchy colours on their clothes/short shorts.
Person 1: Hey did you get a load of Kassie earlier?
Person 2: Yeah she was giving me a real moistening.
Person 3: She can spoon me any day.
by SoSheolH January 30, 2017
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hood mites

The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.

See also: Clitoral Lint
Girl: "You can play video games after you eat me out!"

Guy: "Did you remember to douche this time? I don't want to get a mouthful of hood mites again."

Girl: "Tha fuck?"
by Jordan P January 16, 2017
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Moiler

They whom perform a task with great gusto.

One who does something "as much as they can"
I'm a beer moiler! - To refer to one drinking as much beer '...as I can!'.
by Glyn August 15, 2003
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Moike

Someone who acts ‘Hard’ or acts with a violent and unstoppable nature
“Awh he’s so moike, a heard he kicked the fuck outta Dave for no reason
by Yer dah April 2, 2019
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Moises

So cute sooo sexy just want to cum inside him
His dick is sooo good and juicy Moises
by Moisesisreallygood November 5, 2020
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