midwest screamo

basically midwest emo, but with more shouting and better guitars.

this sounds like midwest emo, but it sounds like screamo too, its midwest screamo.

by GuttingJob June 21, 2010

midwest clapper

midwest clapper occurs when you're receiving oral sex in the back seat of your car on a hot midwest summer nite.Right when you're ready to nut ,you pullout and shoot it up one of her nostrils,hence clearing her sinuses.

My girls allergies were bothering her until i gave her a midwest clapper. She' much better now.

by Alittle Unwell March 28, 2007

Midwestern Healthy

A human found inhabiting the Midwestern states that are exceptionally overweight. They are often found wearing tight clothes that are outdated and brightly colored. Males have a tendency to display a shaven head and variety of facial hair styles. Females usually have a large hair display and often bleached. Both are found to enjoy generic cigarettes, fast food and cheep canned beer.

That fat bitch is midwestern healthy. cornbitch wife beater too fat to wear that

by cheek E monkee July 24, 2010

The Midwestern I Do

When you are having sex with your girlfriend and "ya'lls" Grandma walks in.

"The Midwestern I do" is like a spit-shake. A official stamp of approval.

Once Grandma walked in on Her grandkids the wedding was official. I do's was said.

by NoMyCupOfRegret September 7, 2019

Midwest Mcflurry

You Cum into a girl's nose, then you tickle her nose with an eagles feather. And wait until she sneezes the jizz out onto her ice Cream, then giving it to her friend, thus having made a midwest mcflurry

Yo Laquetrandaniesha last night you know that ice cream with whipped cream i gave you. It was actually a Midwest Mcflurry.

by Dustin Milller December 26, 2007

Midwest Ski Film Festival

the Annual Midwest Ski Film Festival in Milwaukee Wisconsin. Hosted yearly with the best Ski Movies of the year. The largest ski film festival in the entire midwest bringing in people from multiple states.

Hey, lets go to the Midwest Ski Film Festival

by Davie99 November 18, 2009

Midwest

Where people are hick, ugly, and boring.

"That explains it, he's from the Midwest!"

by amap December 1, 2014