Microshaft

unusually small penis

I had to ditch that dude - he had microshaft

by Schizo319 April 20, 2006

anti-microsoft

The attitude of Linux users who believe that Microsoft is the work of the devil and that Bill Gates is the anti-Christ who lives in a dark castle above the thunderclouds guarded by evil winged monkeys.

Microsoft is a closed society of evil-doers who don't believe in sharing. They want to crush any attempts to download free music or DVD's and make everyone pay for their crappy operating systems that are riddled with errors and security flaws. Their eventual goal is to close down libraries because that is a form of piracy in their closed mind-set. As opposed to open-source.

"Vista girked on me, so I switched to Ubuntu and now I'm as anti-microsoft as the next Linux geek."

by piankeshaw May 29, 2008

microskirt

a very short skirt(even shorter than a miniskirt)

How can you wear a microskirt in the middle of winter?

by The Return of Light Joker April 9, 2008

Microsoft Code

Preferred by writers of top quality Spyware and Malware the world over.

The microsoft code used in Windows XP is a prime example of Spyware.

by Aribeth April 19, 2005

microsoft sam

The voce module that comes with 200 and XP to help blind users use the computer. also very funny to make say things..

Funny things to make microsoft sam say:

1. piss! Piss out the ass!

2. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

3. fuck shit piss cunt tits cocksucker motherfucker twat

4. just mash the keyboard and ask Sam to pronounce what results.

by g-pain December 28, 2007

Microsoft

A tiny flaccid penis.

"I saw Joe in the lockerroom today, he's got a microsoft lol".

by MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN January 27, 2010

Microsoft Edge

Still kinda an awful browser even if it now shares the same DNA as chrome. Literally the first page that opens is a jumbled up mess of text and clickbaity news articles that I couldn't give zero fucks about. And the way it manages tabs is not my cup of tea.

It does eat a lot less RAM tho, so I'll give it that.

Person 1: Wtf, Windows just told me to switch to Microsoft Edge
Person 2: ewwwwwww
Person 1: Hey, at least now I have more free RAM

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 2, 2022