A markus is a small midget who has sexual encounters with patty and is a teletubby/ pillsbury dough boy.
wow you look like a markus
by milfs March 26, 2019
Get the Markus mug.Hey is that Markus flirting with that white woman?
No he’s exclusively into black men, he’s only got white women in his emoji keyboard.
No he’s exclusively into black men, he’s only got white women in his emoji keyboard.
by Veganrocker May 5, 2020
Get the Markus mug.That guy who dont play, Whole lot of cash. The real deal GOAT, We thought you people should know about the one and only Malkum.
by johnny selwin December 19, 2016
Get the malkum mug.Marium is a very insecure girl and hates herself which i find sad , she can be shy once you start speaking to her but once you get to know her more n she feels comfortable around you , she’ll open up to you and be her normal weird self that she’s always been. she always puts others before herself because thats just the nice caring girl she is , she’s loving , weird , forgetful and stupid but she’s everything you wont find in another girl u feel me. she’s also into that cringe shit , she adores miraculous ladybug , she’s obsessed , she also loooves reading , reading’s her passion so if you ever fuck with her whilst shes reading she’ll smack the book on your head. marium will fucking rip you apart and hurt you if you ever try robbing jayson from her cos thats her man not yours so you better not get close to jayson or else you know what she’ll do (: marium adores mcflurry and kfc but mcflurry more , mcflurry is her happiness (and jayson) , so buy her mcflurry when she’s sad or bring her jayson and she’ll be the happiest girl alive.
person 1: yo is that marium fam
person 2: yeah bruddaaa
person 1: she looks like a badman fam im rah scared styll
person 2: yeah shes known as marium mosthated around brum do dont fw her g
person 1: i rah wasnt going to anyway
person 2: yeah bruddaaa
person 1: she looks like a badman fam im rah scared styll
person 2: yeah shes known as marium mosthated around brum do dont fw her g
person 1: i rah wasnt going to anyway
by mari1 June 8, 2019
Get the Marium mug.Another method of referring to someone as a "mark", which is an offensive term used and originating in urban American.
"Yo, yous a lil markus."
"Look at that markus, brown nosin' them hos."
"Markus Aurellias mothu-fucka."
"He he, yous a markus."
"Look at that markus, brown nosin' them hos."
"Markus Aurellias mothu-fucka."
"He he, yous a markus."
by BootyLickinMark June 11, 2006
Get the markus mug.A completely hollow individual who may be a psychopath. If you ever encounter a Markus be sure to be on your guard because these guys are unpredictable and everything he says should be taken seriously. Markus’s also are known to be sarcastic, careless sociopaths who are highly calculated individuals. On the off chance that a Markus isn’t a psychopath or a sociopath then he’s one of the multipliers where whatever actions you do for them they repay many times over, we still have yet to figure out what the catch is.
by AntMan!!! October 29, 2018
Get the Markus mug.