"Hey dude, did you have a good time tonight?"
"Yeah, I loved visiting the Maritime home page. I ended up giving myself a Maritime Self Service."
"Yeah, I loved visiting the Maritime home page. I ended up giving myself a Maritime Self Service."
by Good Guy Greg September 2, 2011
Get the Maritime Self Service mug.Giving someone a good hard fucking up the ass resulting in a brown smelly cock or Marmite Candle. Occasionally upon removal from the ass the candle may be blown out via the method of Fallacio.
This act has one of 2 results with the reciever, they either love it or hate it!
This act has one of 2 results with the reciever, they either love it or hate it!
Archie was really going for it with his misses and when he pulled out of her ass he asked her if she wanted to blow out the Marmite Candle.
Yes please she replied, i Love that yeasty tang!
Yes please she replied, i Love that yeasty tang!
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Good singer ,great athlete,pretty she's also smart she has a sence of humor and she's sensitive at times.
Marithza is so pretty
by Narali olayo May 12, 2017
Get the marithza mug.A person that goes into an art school and think that they are the hot shit, when in fact they are a side hoe of many men.
She thinks she is beautiful when in reality she just has huge tits, and that's why boys appreciate her but all she has to offer are those big mommy milkers.
Her best friend usually looks like a guy but is truly her best friend and goes trough all the shit when she doesn't need to because Marita is a stupid bitch.
She is always late to shit and never gives a fuck about other peoples problems but when she has a problem everybody needs to hear it.
She thinks she is beautiful when in reality she just has huge tits, and that's why boys appreciate her but all she has to offer are those big mommy milkers.
Her best friend usually looks like a guy but is truly her best friend and goes trough all the shit when she doesn't need to because Marita is a stupid bitch.
She is always late to shit and never gives a fuck about other peoples problems but when she has a problem everybody needs to hear it.
Person1:She is going to be late again..
Person2:Who?
Person1:Can you guess?
Person2:Probably Marita again...
Person2:Who?
Person1:Can you guess?
Person2:Probably Marita again...
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Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.
by Scott trowbridge July 6, 2006
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He has to stop sucking her dickk, he's CLEARLY a manbitch.
by shaddyyyyblooo May 18, 2011
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