Post Millennials

The generation directly after Millennials. Birth years start between 2006 - 2012. This group also normally steals trends from Millennials and often use them in wrong context. This age group is also very spoiled considering they get smart phones at the age of 5. This age group is excessively immature and annoying to all age groups and make fart jokes beyond the age of 10. This group is also known to start YouTube comment wars. This group of over grown babies is also known to be the ones who attempt to roast someone but simply do not understand how to.

Millennial: Sup M8s, just made this rare Pepe!
Post Millennial: *Over hears*: Like Mate bro I just made this me me about this DANK FROG!
Millennial: Why do you Post Millennials try to be cool?

by FeralInsanity12 March 16, 2017

Millennial

You are married to your phone and the internet has more pictures of you than your parents.

You are just a simple minded Millennial

by SPR70NOVA November 8, 2016

millennial deep

Shallow, fake depth stemming from mediocre skills millennials desperately cling to so they feel relevant and unique. It is often exacerbated by taking an introductory class in a basic undergrad program.

Did you see Halsey paint a self-portrait while singing on SNL? So millennial deep.

Me: do you like the Guernica?
Person: the Brand New song?
Me: no, the painting by Picasso. Not that millennial deep Brand New BS.

by OhNoHeDenton February 10, 2019

Millennial Bullshit

A desire to fake creativity and individuality or trying to acquire it as quickly as possible through money or shortcuts or other superficial means.

Can be used as a catch all term for the general uncommitting, minimum effort and shortcut based mentality that young people tend to have.

This behaviour is most commonly found in millennials but is not exclusive to them.

Ben Saint: "Hello Fresh is quintessential millennial bullshit!"

by Kajoro Bitterthorn October 21, 2018

Millennial Musket-loader

Similar to the Tennessee Muzzleloader, the Millennial Musket-loader involves an liberal vaping art student engaging in doggy-style sex with a female. While having sex, the male pulls his penis out and places a couple drips of his favorite vape juice on the woman's asshole, and proceeds to shove the vape juice into her body with his penis essentially "loading the musket". If a juice with high nicotine content is used, both participants can expect to experience a significant nicotine buzz.

I was banging some girl from the local vape shop last night, and she let me give her the millennial musket-loader.

by Chuck Milonakous February 28, 2017

millennial mullet

A Manbun , a new hair style to replace the traditional mullet hair style. Also known as mullet 2.0, very popular with the white trash and the hipster community.

Let's not eat here this place is full of millennial mullets

by Killer_of_u_13 June 26, 2016

millennial bail

When you always say "Yes!" to all plans, but you bail because you're a millennial.

Kevin: Hey do you wanna go see a movie Thursday?
You: Yes!
Kevin: Awesome I'll hit you up later this week!
...
(Thursday)
Kevin: You still down for that movie?
You: uhhhhhh I don't think I can anymore, sorry!
Kevin (to himself): Classic millennial bail by Wojtek.

by Wojball May 21, 2017