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Master Of Puppets

By far, Metallica's best album. Every one of the songs is a kickass metal song. Every one of the songs would be the number one song on any other Metallica album (except for the black album and ride the lightning). Of course, master of puppets is a quality song...but
1. Battery
2. (already mentioned) Master of Puppets
3. The Thing That Should Not Be
4. Welcome Home (Sanitarium)
5. Disposable Heroes
6. Leper Messiah
7. Orion (an orgasmic instrumental)
8. Damage, Inc.

are eight of the best songs ever. period.
If you get a metallica album, get Master of Puppets
by METAL HEALTH! November 18, 2005
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Master Baiter

A man who is greatly skilled in handling any bait, preferably the large nightcrawler he's got in his trousers.
"Uhhhh uncle Rick...why are you taking your pants off?"
"Now you see here sonny...to hook a big sumbitch you need a big worm and lucky for us, I happen to be a master baiter myself"
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meme master

A meme master is an individual who's passionate about memes or displays mastery in their creation and usage. It is a synonym for meme lord.
"That meme master memed me so hard I couldn't even meme straight for 420 days."
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Master Procraster

A "Master Procraster" is a person who has such skill in procrastination that it may be considered a form of art.

Master Procrasters usually do better on assignments when they spend very little time at the last minute completing them than they do on assignments that they spend a lot of time on.

The term "Master Procraster" is in itself an example of the concept - "Procraster" is a shortened (i.e. BS-ed) version of the word "Procrastinator." Even though it's "shorter," it works better than "Master Procrastinator."
Me: "Dude, I totally got an A- on that paper."
Friend: "Holy crap! how much time did you spend on it?"
Me: "Dude, I did it at lunch."
Friend: "Seriously man, you're a Master Procraster."
by Maximillian E. Westenfluss September 10, 2009
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Master Skywalker

It doesn't exist...
Younglings were too young to listen to master windu.
Didn't I tell you already?
Master Skywalker doesn't exist!
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sin master

Another colorful way to describe the male member; in some instances, quite eloquently.
I introduced her to my sin master last night
by Travis D August 16, 2007
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Throat Master

One who excessively gets penis jabbed down their throat. They typically tend to enjoy it.
"You give so much head, your a true Throat Master"
by Mike1026 January 1, 2008
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