machinegun guy

A guy on tom clancys rainbow six vegas that kills you unexpectedly with a machinegun.

I almost beat terrorist hunt but then i got killed buy machinegun guy.

by Aritakeclan April 17, 2009

machine gun laugh

when someone laughs like a machine gun. A laugh that is very choppy.

the boy had a machine gun laugh.
it sounded like a machine gun.

by OSNyoufunny September 10, 2009

Macintosh Hoe

When you see a girl with an ass that looks like someone took a bite out of the Macintosh logo

Straight after being rejected that nigga found himself a Macintosh hoe

by FatherStrech12 September 21, 2018

Bate Machine

A computer used solely for masturbating.

The bate machine only has porn websites in the history.

by Tturdburgthe1st April 1, 2009

Guido Machine

A car (usually crappy import 4 cylinder or domestic equiv) driven by a sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area. Usually outfitted with ridiculous rims, a ridiculous spoiler, etc, etc.

Damn, look at that disgusting guido machine.

by Douchebaggierie February 28, 2010

wash machine head

When she gives you head and its so damn good it feels like your dick is in a wash machine.

Hunter: Yoo Alex I got some bomb ass head last night.
Alex: uh uh, shit bro how good was it?
Hunter: Bro she was on spin cycle i got some wash machine head

by Mothersloads December 4, 2018

Venting Machine

Being genuinely interested in listening to a friends venting and comforting them

Person: Im Comfortable telling you stuff guys.
True Friends: Hey Buddy, get it out of your system. We are your venting machines!

by The Shmucksonian November 27, 2019