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paper mache

When masturbating into a Kleenex and the left over papers get stuck on your dick, looking like paper mache.
You: I forgot to remove the pieces of Kleenex from my dick..

Girl: Is that paper mache?
by JustRob September 13, 2009
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Machine Gun Kisses

A series of quickly delivered kisses due to time constraints.
I was in a hurry, so he gave me machine gun kisses before I jumped out of the car.
by sharky79 February 19, 2010
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coke machine

A raging coke addict, typically female. A coke machine is the sort of girl that will do two lines so that she can sleep better, or down so many lines that your drug dealer will start getting suspicious of your own buying habits because you are dumb enough to supply her habit. Think Michelle Pfieffer in Scarface, or Scarface for that matter
Dude: That Lilo has a problem. It was 2 hours after last call at the club, the sun was rising and I saw her cut out and do 3 lines just because.
Dude 2: Yea she's a real coke machine
by hrg da man March 23, 2009
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Triple-Double Machine

A word used to describe the performance of Russell Westbrook and James harden during the 2016-2017 NBA season
Russell Westbrook is a Triple-Double Machine

James harden went off tonight, he is such a Triple-Double machine
by Memerz January 17, 2017
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Toy Machine

Freakin' sweet skateboard company that makes hard-ass boards that last and last. the best Bloodsucking Skateboarding Co.
"Yo I split my shit blank deck so now I'm riding this tight Toy Machine.
by J.D. Kinney November 24, 2005
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big macher

Hybrid english-yiddish term for big shot. A man who is (or thinks he is) really important. Usually refers to someone who is showing off in some way.
So, I hear Jerry bought himself a BMW. With his blonde bimbo girlfriend and his fancy-shmansy lifestyle. He thinks he's some sort of big macher.
by Lotusflower March 3, 2007
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jizz machine

a cock so massive, that when it ejaculates, gallons of jizz erupt like a volcanic explosion. When hitting the person of target, the jizz propels her many feet back with force, and cum is stuck all in her hair.
Jessica was giving me head, and I brought out my jizz machine and knocked her head off.
by JZZMASTR#27 June 7, 2009
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