local ski thot

A girl, typically rich and blonde found working at a local ski resort in Sweden or Norway who lives off her parents money and sleeps with all the local skiers.

"Hey bro I was thinking of asking Jani on a date"

"No man don't go for her, I heard she's the local ski thot."

by Sordin July 10, 2017

Lonely Girl Hours

When a girl is lonely for a period of time. It can be because they claim to have no friends or they just really need a boyfriend/girlfriend. Lonely girl hours is like said boi hours, but can happen at any time.

Honestly, I don't even think this is a real thing, me and my friends just kinda came up with it :)
When you're in your lonely girl hours you generally end up venting to your friends, holding their hand, and watching cute couple videos on Instagram. You also end up listening to the slowed version of "Formidable" by Stromae. Or anything depressing tbh.

"It's lonely girl hours."
"It's always lonely girl hours."
"I know. I need a boyfriend."

:)

by iz:) October 14, 2018

Local Meme

A meme that is only said and understood between a group of friends, it occurs in schools, homes and other places, they are often funny and are sometimes funnier than worldwide memes.

Hey Joe, heard of that new local meme?

by xxxaceyxxx March 11, 2019

Are you local

From the classic cult TV series, "The League of Gentlemen", meaning, are you from this backend of nowhere village full of freaks. If your local, you're an inbred freak from a small village.

Hey you with hunchback, are you local?

by I Amlocal April 13, 2007

Mami’s Local Cracks

A gang of insane hispanic females, that are most definitely your local crackheads. Annoying to some, but entertaining to each other.

Look! It’s mami’s local cracks! Their so weird. Omg. Ew.

by autis_cyle April 30, 2020

Lonely Sandwich

Masturbating by putting your penis between the mattress and the box-spring.

"Oh like when you put it between the mattress and the box-spring? That's called the lonely sandwich" - You Look Nice Today: The Magic Number -

by terriakki chan July 12, 2010

lobeload

Jizzing into someone's ear, causing sperm to dangle from the earlobe.

Right before jizzing from the blowjob John pulled out and gave Sally a lobeload.

by Marc, O.C. & Evan Z. April 12, 2009