laporte

the coolest thing alive
people wish to be a laporte

hayley you are so laporte
i wish i was laporte like you

by chris brown_cooo September 26, 2008

Laporte

Laporte, Colorado is a small town just northwest of Fort Collins right along the foothills. The residents include: Serial Killers, Drug Dealers, Drunks, Hippies, and all the people passing through on their way to go camping or boating on whorestooth reservoir.

The town consists of: An extremely overpriced grocery store, 2 Liquor stores, A pizza place, a restaurant famous for their cinnamon rolls, 2 bars (one trashy & one hippie), a gun shop, a dollar store, an auto repair shop, several extremely trashy trailer parks, and a carwash along with all the smaller stores in kintzley plaza that nobody ever really goes to.

"You hear about the guy that killed his wife in Vern's trailer park out in Laporte?"
"Which one?"

by TasakiDog January 20, 2009

laptip

noun. sexual innuendo. The tip of a mans lap.

FEMALE: what is that?
MALE: that is my laptip poking you... sorry.

by Samantha Thorsby October 26, 2008

lapitootle

Hilariously funny. Makes anyone how stuck-up they are. Derives from loopy

The whole bus laughed at that boys lapitootle attitude.

by Ampoloney June 11, 2009

Lapola

A god amongst mere men.

for a second there, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn! Or even a Lapola!

by alopalnoryb February 5, 2010

lapping up the likes

An occasion where you temporarily withdraw from posting on Facebook so that you can focus on watching how many likes your tremendous previous status is now getting.

Harry: "dude, you should post some more statuses, that last one was awesome"

Roger: "nah man, it's only been a couple of hours and I'm still lapping up the likes"

by EddceLLent April 16, 2014

lapidation

The throwing of stones at a victim until death

The countries with sharia law have been showing the love of lapidation

by mlqrt February 25, 2017