LaPorte

The most boring town in Indiana. A place where people want to move away from. A ghost town.

I live in LaPorte and really want to move away

by Amy L McG October 18, 2008

LaPorte

The place were the people living their dont know if their town is spelled, LaPorte or La Porte.

Guy 1: Does LaPorte have a space between the a and the p?
Guy 2: I dont know.

by darwin2345 December 12, 2020

laporte

the coolest thing alive
people wish to be a laporte

hayley you are so laporte
i wish i was laporte like you

by chris brown_cooo September 26, 2008

Laporte

Laporte, Colorado is a small town just northwest of Fort Collins right along the foothills. The residents include: Serial Killers, Drug Dealers, Drunks, Hippies, and all the people passing through on their way to go camping or boating on whorestooth reservoir.

The town consists of: An extremely overpriced grocery store, 2 Liquor stores, A pizza place, a restaurant famous for their cinnamon rolls, 2 bars (one trashy & one hippie), a gun shop, a dollar store, an auto repair shop, several extremely trashy trailer parks, and a carwash along with all the smaller stores in kintzley plaza that nobody ever really goes to.

"You hear about the guy that killed his wife in Vern's trailer park out in Laporte?"
"Which one?"

by TasakiDog January 20, 2009

LaPorte

the coolest city, located in Indiana.

a place where cool people are found.

I really want to live in LaPorte!

by himom:) October 9, 2008

Laporte

Laporte Indiana is full of republicans and shit people. Well some people are cool but others...

Also boring as hell. Gorgeous though

Me: "Laporte is shit but it's gorgeous. Especially during Christmas."
Friend: "AGREED."

by ssuperconfused July 7, 2021

Laporte

A basque man with a very big social media presence. He does lots of amazing dance moves

You have been making Instagram reels all day. You remind me of Laporte

by crtxrygchj October 31, 2022