klerck

A racist piece of shit.

Look, Sally, my klerck is attacking my other turd just because of that piece of corn. It's amazing to think someone could be such a racist piece of shit.

by Richard Dean Anderson August 12, 2003

kerfluffer

n. One who continuously stimulates a kerfuffle (see), ofttimes in the performance of their professional responsibilities. e.g. Ann Coulter, Jim Hoft, Sean Hannity, Michelle Malkin. (from "fluffer" the off-camera porn movie person responsible for maintaining the commercial functionality of the male equipment between takes + "kerfuffle").

The kerfluffers are challenging Obama's birth certificate again.

by ed-waldo August 3, 2010

kerflooping

Futuristic Moshing

"Grandpa Dylan, what is moshing?"
"You guys call it kerflooping now"

"Omg I didn't know people kerflooped in the 90's!"

by themanbeastofsummerside March 7, 2017

kerfuffle

a low effort word to explain how fucking unorganized an object or person is

my whole room is a kerfuffle

by noltz January 20, 2022

Kerfuffle

A cough that makes you fart.

Dayle: Did you just kerfuffle?
Simon: Yeah, but I got the furball out.

by DayleSnail February 13, 2009

Kleef

Kleef means autistic

That guy is a total Kleef

by 123kelf May 17, 2017

kerfuddle

When a priest sexually caresses a young child, usually an alter boy.

I watched my son get kerfuddled by the priest... I am the priest.

by Dink in your Sink October 9, 2019