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hillbilly

Opposite of Metropolitan. Usually found living in sparsley populated areas away from the hustle & bustle of city life. Hillbilly's don't give a shit what city folk think of them. Their apperance & what you think of them is not high on their priority list.

What is important to a Hillbilly?

1. Having a good time with friends & family
2. Not having to answer to anybody
3. Spending time in the outdoors; either in the woods or on the water.
4. Enjoying the finer things in life that money can't buy.

A Modern Hillbilly is NOT:

1. Uneducated (most have college degrees)
2. a redneck
3. white trash
4. a wigger
5. a nigger
6. poor or live in a shack

The Modern Hillbilly is a true bohemian who is not constricted by what the mainstream considers acceptable. They live by their own rules, similar to the "laws of the land".
Did you see those Hillbillys going to the lake in their jacked-up 'burban whith the new Donzi boat?

Hell YEAH!, lets go get our boat and party with them.

Dude, do you know them?

No, but its cool!
by Green Leaf Budz March 14, 2008
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hillbilly

A resident of the Ozarks.
Contrary to popular belief Hillbillies are no smarter or dumber then a person from the city, though Hillbillies tend to enjoy the simpler pleasures in life, are laid back, have a penchant for homemade liquor, and have their own slang words.

It is a gross misconception that Rednecks and Hillbillies are one in the same, in truth they are not.

Hillbillies in short are the American version of the true Bohemian.
A Hillbilly, and a Redneck are not the same, Hillbillies, don't date family members.
by vrba79 January 1, 2006
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Hillbilly clothes washing

is when someone takes their clothes of when it's dirty, pick off the big food bits, warm soapy rag, and scrub your stains until they come out clean. Blow dry with a hair dryer, and spray some perfume to smell good.
Person#1 Dude, i was so late for work this morning, i had to pull the ol' hillbilly clothes washing trick.

Person#2 Haha, nice.
by XxLxX November 29, 2011
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pillbilly

Jennifer Sires is a pillbilly.
by Scott October 8, 2003
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hillbilly rich

Similar to hood rich, except involving rural whites. If you see a doule wide with a collapsing roof, but 4 new cars in the driveway, you know that you are driving by a hillbilly rich family's domicile. Just as is the case with those who are hood rich, the realities of one's personal finances is unimportant. As a result, most who are hillbilly rich have atrocious credit and have possessions repossessed frequently.
My cousins are so hillbilly rich that they cant afford to pay their electric bill. They would have had the money to, but then they bought a new Tahoe (they had to get something to replace the Mustang the repo guys came and got). I cant blame them, though, because it would be more fun to be hillbilly rich than poor.
by lacoste_lover December 12, 2005
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HillBilly Clinton

What will be in the White House if (and when) Hilary Clinton wins the election...
"I saw HillBilly Clinton on tv today"
by Blah-blah February 4, 2008
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killbill

hey, did you hear that David Carradine killbilled himself?
by goofygreenball June 5, 2009
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